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The market’s been absolutely wrecking me lately. Portfolio’s deep in the red, none of my trades are landing, and the bills still keep showing up like clockwork. At this point, I’m just looking for anything that might move logic is optional.
So there I was, broke and half-delirious, doomscrolling pump.fun like the full-on degen I am (don’t judge), when I stumbled on a token called Retard Finder Coin. Yep, that’s the actual name. I wish I was making it up.
Looked like another edge-lord meme coin destined to die in an hour. But I clicked anyway. No taxes, no fake airdrop hype, no pretend roadmap. Fixed supply, raw launch, supposedly tied to that wild “I Find Retards” account on X.
Strangely enough… it doesn’t feel like a typical rug. No flashy promo vids, no dev pretending to be Satoshi’s cousin. Just raw chaos. And it’s still alive. So I threw in what dust I had left — fingers crossed it covers lunch next week.
I know, probably not my finest move. But anyone else see this thing? Or did I just toss my last $12 into the void?
So there I was, broke and half-delirious, doomscrolling pump.fun like the full-on degen I am (don’t judge), when I stumbled on a token called Retard Finder Coin. Yep, that’s the actual name. I wish I was making it up.
Looked like another edge-lord meme coin destined to die in an hour. But I clicked anyway. No taxes, no fake airdrop hype, no pretend roadmap. Fixed supply, raw launch, supposedly tied to that wild “I Find Retards” account on X.
Strangely enough… it doesn’t feel like a typical rug. No flashy promo vids, no dev pretending to be Satoshi’s cousin. Just raw chaos. And it’s still alive. So I threw in what dust I had left — fingers crossed it covers lunch next week.
I know, probably not my finest move. But anyone else see this thing? Or did I just toss my last $12 into the void?
